Merchandise

Payment - Most payments are made through PayPal on this website, and this is our preferred method. However, the system also allows you to use most credit and debit cards. Just follow the instructions towards the shopping cart/payment terminal. You can also pay with a traditional cheque, payable to BAFFA, and sent to us: c/o Countryside Books, 2 Highfield Avenue, Newbury, RG14 5DS. If you need to speak to someone about FA merchandise then please phone Jackie Arrowsmith on 01635 43816.

Postage and Handling - we charge £2 per £15 spent for postage to the UK and to all other countries (e.g. £2 postage for orders up to and including £15, £4 postage for orders over £15 and up to £30). This applies to DVDs, CDs and all other items except the Sheet Music listed on the BAFFA page. UK orders are sent by 1st class post. Orders to destinations outside of the UK are sent by Air Mail.

Sheet Music - A limited number only of songs are available in sheet music form. Please see the BAFFA page for more details.

Please note that DVDs, CDs and other merchandise on this page are supplied by Countryside Books, 2 Highfield Avenue, Newbury, Berkshire RG14 5DS. For further information, please phone 01635 43816 or e-mail jackie@countrysidebooks.co.uk

DVDs

Hello Dillie! DVD

Hello Dillie! DVD (2016)

HELLO DILLIE - a brand new DVD of Dillie's solo show, filmed at the Soho Theatre with a band - Michael Roulston on piano, Ian Watson on accordion, Ezme Gaze on cello & double bass, Jonathan Kitching ("Kitch") on everything percussive, and Rohit Nijhawan on guitar, mandolin and banjo. Filmed by Avril MacRory of Silverapples for First Night Records. Comes with extras including an interview conducted with Fascinating Aïda in Edinburgh 2016.

Available from approx. 25.02.2017 … pre-order now!

£14.99       Buy Now

Click here for the trailer

Back In The Saddle DVD

Back In The Saddle DVD (2016)

£14.95       Buy Now

Click here for the trailer

Silver Jubilee DVD

Silver Jubilee DVD (2010)

£15.00       Buy Now

Live performance DVD recorded at Theatre Royal, Windsor. Includes the song CHEAP FLIGHTS.

Cheap Flights DVD

Cheap Flights DVD (2012)

£14.99       Buy Now

ACT 1
1. Companies Using Nifty Taxation Systems
2. One True Religion
3. Dogging
4. Mother Dear Mother
5. One Night Stand
6. Bestseller 2012
7. Bulgarian Song Cycle Part 1
8. Mr & Mrs & Me
9. The Orang-Utan Song
10. Cheap Flights
11. Down With The Kids

ACT 2
12. Bored
13. Yes, But is it Art?
14. Little Chef
15. Bulgarian Song Cycle Part 2
16. Tesco Saves
17. Let's Go to A Hotel
18. Lieder
19. This Table
20. Stick Your Head Between Your Legs
21. FAQs
22. Michael O'Leary

EXTRAS:
'Behind the scenes'
'Suitcase of questions' (a Q&A with Fascinating Aida)
'Down With The Kids' song with "translation" subtitles

Charm Offensive DVD

Charm Offensive DVD (2014)

£14.99       Buy Now

ACT 1
1 We’re Next
2 We’re Not Done Yet
3 Boomerang Kids
4 Spending Nigel’s Bonus
5 Dogging
6 First Bulgarian Song Cycle 2103
7 Sea Shanty
8 Joyce
9 Facebook Blues
10 Look Mummy No Hands
11 Down With The Kids

ACT 2
12 ‘Allo, Bonjour Monsieur!
13 Ofsted Song
Or A Teacher’s Lot is Not a Happy One
14 Little Girls in Pink
15 Beetroot Song
16 Second Bulgarian Song Cycle 2013
17 Out of Practice
18 Taboo
19 Old Home
20 Prisoner of Gender
21 Cheap Flights
22 Your Home Town

CDs

Liza Pulman Sings Harold Arlen

Liza Pulman Sings Harold Arlen (2014)

Liza Pulman Solo Album

£12.99       Buy Now

1. I Had Myself A True Love
2. With The Sun Warm Upon Me
3. One For My Baby
4. Let’s Fall In Love
5. Stormy Weather
6. Over The Rainbow
7. Last Night When We Were Young
8. Happiness Is Just A Thing Called Joe
9. Ill Wind/Come Rain Or Come Shine/When The Sun Comes Out
10. Get Happy/My Shining Hour

Cheap Flights

Cheap Flights (2012)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Sarah-Louise Young

£14.99       Buy Now

1. Introduction
2. Companies Using Nifty Taxation Systems
3. One True Religion
4. Dogging
5. Mother Dear Mother
6. One Night Stand
7. Bestseller 2012
8. Bulgarian Song Cycle Part 1
9. Mr & Mrs & Me
10. The Orang-Utan Song
11. Cheap Flights
12. Down With The Kids
13. Bored
14. Bulgarian Song Cycle Part 2
15. This Table
16. FAQs
17. Michael O'Leary

Silver Jubilee

Silver Jubilee (2009)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Liza Pulman

£9.99       Buy Now

1. It Isn’t Too Late To Be Famous
2. Health and Safety
3. They Care
4. I’m Saving Myself
5. First Bulgarian Song Cycle 2009
6. The Markets
7. My Parents
8. Dogging
9. Second Bulgarian Song Cycle 2009
10. Lerwick Town
11. I Watched Two People
12. Goodbye Old Friends
13. Tesco Saves
14. Gordon Brown
15. Cheap Flights (Bonus Track)

Sweet F.A.

Sweet F.A. (1999)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Marilyn Cutts

£7.99       Buy Now

1. The Herpes Tango
2. Sloane Rangers
3. Saturday Night
4. Time
5. My Favourite Tool
6. Moscow, Moscow
7. Sid
8. Song of the Despairing Sales Assistant
9. Kay, Why?
10. The Jogging Song
11. Bunker Lullaby
12. Cheque Book Journalism

A Load of Old Sequins

A Load of Old Sequins (1994)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Denise Wharmby

£7.99       Buy Now

1. Boring
2. Radiating Love
3. Yuppies
4. Shattered Illusions
5. Song of the Homesick Traveller
6. Lieder
7. Another Man
8. Whites Blues
9. My Dream Man
10. Allo! Bonjour Monsieur!
11. Jealousy
12. Sew on a Sequin
13. Taboo

It, Wit, Don’t Give A Shit Girls

It, Wit, Don’t Give A Shit Girls (1997)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Issy Van Randwyck

THIS IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN HARD COPY –
Please go to iTunes where it is very much available!

1. The Herpes Tango
2. Shattered Illusions
3. The Magazine Song
4. Sometimes
5. Kangaroo (Reincarnation Song)
6. Let’s Go To a Hotel
7. Jealousy
8. Saturday Night
9. Lieder
10. It Girls
11. Charity
12. Sous Les Ponts De Londres
13. Look Mummy, No Hands
14. Swiss Navy Blues
15. Mistaken Identity
16. Taboo
17. Kay, Why?
18. Much More Married
19. Old Home
20. Nightie Nightie Ev’ryone

Barefaced Chic

Barefaced Chic (1999)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Issy Van Randwyck

£7.99       Buy Now

1. Intro Chat
2. Painting On The Glitz
3. Mr. Springer
4. Best Seller
5. The Image Of Judy
6. Don’t Come Back
7. One More Campaign
8. One True Religion
9. Little Lines
10. Painting On The Glitz (Reprise)
11. Kiss And Tell
12. On The Piste
13. Tabasco
14. Give Me A Man
15. Song For Tom
16. Getting It
17. Beetroot Song
18. Flowers In Winter
19. Taking Off The Glitz

One Last Flutter

One Last Flutter (2003)

Dillie Keane, Adèle Anderson, with Marilyn Cutts

£9.99       Buy Now

1. Colleagues From Hell
2. The Enemy of Beauty
3. Stately Semi-D
4. Is it Me, or is it Hot in Here?
5. You Keep Me Awake at Night
6. Modest Dreams
7. Little Shadows
8. Yes, But is it Art?
9. Suddenly New Zealand
10. Poor Lizzie
11. Stick Your Head Between Your Legs
12. Goodbye Old Friends
13. Viennese
14. My Dearest Wish
15. Ealing Broadway Baby
16. The Last Time We Play Reading

Back With You

Back With You (2001)

Dillie Keane solo album

£9.99       Buy Now

1. My Average Morning
2. Internet Love
3. Middle Age
4. Let’s Hear It For Fake
5. My Flat
6. Out Of Practice
7. Joyce
8. Single Again
9. Back With You
10. Love Late
11. Go Back To Surabaya, Johnny
12. Allo, Bonjour Monsieur!
13. Song Of Sexual Re-Orientation
14. Pudding In The Ritz
15. Nightie Nightie Ev’ryone
16. Dear Mr. Brownlow

Adèle Anderson: Why Try To Change Me Now?

Adèle Anderson: Why Try To Change Me Now?

Adèle Anderson solo album

£9.99       Buy Now

1. Welcome To The Theatre
2. My Voice
3. Why Try To Change Me Now?
4. The Quintessential Love Song
5. American Trilogy ‘98
6. Pigalle
7. Leaving Is Such A Cliché
8. Beautiful Sadness
9. I’m In The Mood For Love, Moody’s Mood
10. Come To The Supermarket In Old Peking
11. My Flat
12. Amsterdam
13. Laughing Matters

Adèle Anderson: Everything Happens To Me

Adèle Anderson: Everything Happens To Me (2011)

Adèle Anderson solo album

£9.99       Buy Now

1. Terrible Day
2. Me & The Sunshine
3. Don’t Put Me In A Box
4. Everything Happens To Me
5. I’m Worth It
6. No Good At Love
7. Tommy The Toupee
8. Easy Come, Easy Go
9. Marie Antoinette
10. I’m Tired
11. Back On Base
12. Torch Song
13. The Second Threepenny Opera Finale
14. Drop Dead Blues

Other Merchandise

Sew On A Sequin

Sew On A Sequin

£6.95       Buy Now

The F.A. anthem as sheet music in a glorious souvenir booklet.

Dillie's Country Calendar 2017

£7.95 plus £1.60 P&P       Buy Now on dilliekeane.com

A dear little calendar in a jewel case – just open the case, bend it back and it stands on your desk for a whole year! (or longer, should you decide that 2017 was so nice you'd like it to stay 2017 for ever!). Featuring twelve recipes from Dillie and family and friends, with charming pictures from her garden – all printed on separate cards so they're easy to keep. The calendar features the other side of Dillie's life – not the foul-mouthed, scatological and satirical songwriter, but the domesticated gardener and cook. For reasons too complex to explain, we can't sell it on this site so the link will take you to the merchandise page on Dillie's website.